Here Comes the Bride and There I Go

I’m out of sorts. Out of my mind and out of patience. Everyone in the world needs to stop getting married. Right now. I received another wedding invitation in the mail (ok so it was the only one I got, but about the millionth I’ve had to hear about). Now, I know what you’re thinking and it’s something along these lines, “stop being a bitter 24 year old, realize you’re too young to get married and shut the hell up.” Did I get it right? Maybe, maybe not. All this marriage business is scaring me into being a grown up which I’m not so sure you’re supposed to be scared into as “enter willingly.” (that may have been a sarcastic joke as well, you be the judge). But all I’m saying is does everyone else need to slow down? Or do I need to speed up?